you're fired

My divorce is 8 and 1/2 years old. It’s starting third grade in the fall. Does it get a backpack or just more discovery requests? Brad Pitt is in the class ahead of me. Who can beat 8 1/2 years? — I’m currently in the 2,950th day of my divorce case. To put that in perspective, when this started in March 2018: * The "Avengers: Infinity War" hadn't come out yet. * "Old Town Road" wasn't a thing.…

I somewhat got over this by deciding that I will be bad. Have you played the game GTA? (When you commit a crime in the game, you get a wanted rating from 1-6 of how badly the police are now after you…

This is relatable. Like "Hey, I'm paying you to be here. So obviously I got to make you feel good, even if you're obviously bad at your job" Instead of: "You're fired, you suck as a therapist!"

Oh...there are quite a few to choose from, but one of the top contenders is this one: I was in a hurry to go to the bathroom and in my haste, I literally just ran in and sat on the toilet without lo…