Usernames, did you eat the last of the cookies that were left out?

The fake-claiming fear is real. Although, given how often imposter syndrome shows up in spaces like this, I think it tends to misfire rather spectacularly at precisely some of the people *least* likel…

Sure, I can provide some. "Hey Usernames, can you be here at 7 on Friday instead of 8?" "Yeah, I mean, I'll try to. Can't promise anything. But I'll try to, yeah." or "Usernames, did you eat the las…