You didn’t behave today, I’m giving your toys away to your cousin.

the narcissist catchphrase bingo list — edit 1: jesus christ my initial 32 I wrote already look like they arent a lot lmao (the comments in total added 45 UNIQUE PHRASES HOLY JESUS) , okay heres the updated list (most of the updates will be…

131. Why do you always pretend you don’t understand what I’m saying to you? 132. I’ll leave you on the streets if you don’t stop crying. 133. Here’s a really racist one I used to hear all the time…